Kira Sabin - The Dating Makeover Coach hosts a radio program on Tuesday nights from Wisconsin USA. We hooked up with Kira via Twitter and tonight Kira and her sidekick Richard from California interviewed Susan and I about Beavertalk. Please click on the below player to hear the full show. XOX The Beavers

MILKMEN & POOLBOYS VIDEO:

DOES THE MILKMAN REALLY DELIVERY THE CREAM?
DOES THE POOLBOY REALLY CLEAN THE POOL?

This is a show about all our wonderful delivery and home services and the employees attached. How many of us ever talk to these people who we see on a daily basis? Do you know their names? Whether it is your residence or place of employment, do you take a moment to look up and say a pleasant hello? Or are you totally attracted to them and really LOVE these service employees and say a lot more than HELLO!…maybe a little bit too much more!

I have spoken with many guys in the delivery industry on this subject but not any women. If you know any stories about women approached by their customers, please write in…From my conversations with men, there are a lot of lonely women sitting at home waiting on that so-called delivery!

There are some amazing stories and not too far off from what transpires on desperate housewives with “the painters and gardeners!”One Milkman I was recently talking with, said that some women actually meet him at the door wearing sexy lingerie! Of course they are making excuses and apologizing for not being ready to meet someone so early at their front door! OH they were READY all right…

When holidays come, there are extra special treats from the lady of the house. Suggestive comments, little hugs, Christmas cards that are a little more playful. Some of the women are actually competitive with their neighbors about their service man! It is like they are their own personal property!

I asked one Milkman if he ever REALLY delivered (the cream) to any of these ladies temptations…He said NO because he is happily married, but he knew of some younger guys who occasionally indulged. I guess it is like the Mile High Club; it is a fantasy for some! Why not take advantage of it? Hey, it’s all about job perks isn’t it? I asked my source where they would park the truck during one of these romps…It would be pretty obvious to the neighbors if the milkman stayed longer than a few minutes at a house…guess it would be OK if she lived in a country home with a very long drive way! He said that it is basically a quickie (the 2 minute man) so that the truck isn’t sitting too long…I still think it would be noticeable! Every Gladys Kravitz (from Bewitched) would be all over that one!

Pool Boy Service (so to speak lol) is much easier, especially if you have a closed in garden area! I have always fantasized about the Pool Boy! Mainly it was the pool I was fantasizing about, I don’t have one! In the movies Pool Boys are always hot young guys with big packages! Porno’s use this scenario all the time…But in reality it is one of the bigger fantasies for the ladies of leisure!

Not all women like the pool boy… Back in 2006, Britney Spears fired her pool boy for talking too much to her husband Kevin Federline. Jon LaLanne the ex-employee was hanging out a little bit too much and causing Federline to slack off talking to him all the time Britney was not impressed and started screaming at Kevin for lying around! The next day, LaLanne, said he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work. LaLanne, is the son of exercise guru Jack LaLanne…Jon also has a band he and Kevin would talk music. He said, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. “She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLanne told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.

Another good service would be a Massage Therapist that comes to your home! Could it get an easier than that if you both complied with a little hanky panky? I once went for a massage with this blind guy in Bangkok. The crew all told me about him and how good he was…He wasn’t BLIND! He was maybe a little “sight challenged” but he knew where his hand was every time he said sorry…whoops…He was milking it…I wouldn’t have minded so much if he had been 25 and hot!…He was about 70!

What about Couriers and the Fed-Ex Guy? Many times they arrive first thing in the morning when people are just getting up and are not dressed! Is this don on purpose??? To catch us in the buff? Can you imagine how many stories go around their office with what they see and hear at a regular customer’s home or work environment. We were receiving regular packages for one guy at work from FED EX and we were all starting to wonder what he was doing on the side…He has a great sense of humor so we wrote Rotating Rosemary- Blow Up Doll in big letters on all side of the side of the box…Dave the fed-ex guy, and I were killing ourselves laughing!!

Can you imagine how many plain paper packages they deliver with special toys for people…ohhhh the secrets…That would be a good movie title…FED-EX stories of customer’s closet fantasies! Some strippers even use The Fed Ex guy as their dress-up act…So there must be something rewardingly sexy to this job, in real life…Some of the real fed ex guys are pretty built from carrying heavy packages around all day…And up and down stairs etc…Same with Mail carriers! How often do you see over weight letter carriers??…

Here is a funny joke I got on line about mailmen:

It’s near Christmas & the mailman is delivering packages. A woman opens the door in a sexy negligee and invites him in. Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. After it’s over, the woman hands him a dollar. The mailman, puzzled, asked why? The woman replied, “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for Christmas?” and he replied, “fuck the mailman, give him a dollar!”

The beavers have always treated everyone with the same respect regardless of status or occupation. We are all just trying to make our way in life…Some of us show our appreciation more than necessary. Whatever the case, be pleasant to these service people, don’t take advantage of them, unless you pay them well…some of you may have to pay them really well down the road in blackmail, if you are not careful! Watch the temptation, it may not be worth it in the end…If you are single, go for it! xoxo the beavers

This is a loaded question and we don’t think people really take enough time going over the “Living Together Checklist!” It is a necessary tool to use when making such a committed decision!

So what should we be looking for and are we looking for the same things down the road? How long have you known each other? Why have you decided to live together? Finances? Convenience? Can’t live without each other? Due to long distance relationship issues?

Do you know and love their quirks? Does it bother you if your guy sits down to pee? LOL or she stands up to pee? (Many relationships break-up over the little aggravations that over time, become huge). One guy I lived with, told me much later, that I never put lids back on things properly. Many times when he would pick something up it would drop on the floor because the lid was fall off. (I don’t know how many broken toes he had from shampoo bottles falling on his feet unexpectedly!) I hated those child -proof caps and once I got them off, I would leave them loose so I didn’t have to fight with them.

People really do sweat the small stuff in a partnership. It is always a good idea to have two bathrooms in your communal pad for any “anal preferences” you may have for the toilet paper roll or toothpaste caps! Men have “maybe” 6 bathroom items on their counter and they use I roll of toilet paper a year. They obviously love the smell of their own poop, which is the reason they have a magazine rack by the toilet. They can sit there for 30 minutes reading away…Women have 55,000 toiletry items and go though a 10 pack roll of 4 ply in a week! LOL

What else will your future roommate be bringing into your new home? Kids? Pets? Mother? Austin Power’s shagadelic furniture? Home decorating can be a difficult compromise! She likes pink ruffles, he likes burlap beanbag chairs! What is wrong with a photo of “The Godfather” over the living room fireplace and full length {tag-tec]ceiling mirrors in the bedroom[/tag-tec]? Come on girls you really should be more flexible!

What are the sexual expectations? Things can change drastically when you see each other 24/7! It’s no longer as exciting as the early chase of a new date. Better get into role-playing to keep it exciting! Don’t see each other every evening. Make plans with friends so that they have time to miss you. We seem to want the ones that are not always in our face!

Do a trial living arrangement at each other’s place first This will tell you many things about each other. Is someone more territorial in their own envirnoment? Easy going? Controlling?

The checklist above should help you look at the “living together” scenario before you actually commit to it. That is what dating is all about. Communicating and paying attention to detail could save you many arguments and heartbreak. It is easy to be attracted to someone and even love them, but it is not always easy to cohabitate. Even if the sex is unbelievable, it is not always enough to sustain a partnership. xoxo the beavers

It is hard enough getting older without having pre-mature grey hair to go with it! We are not just talking about the hair on your head! Just try to find a hair stylist that will dye your pubic hair for you! My last stylist was Gay and when I asked him to match the carpet to the drapes: He loudly declared, “I’m not touching that thing”

It can be a little dangerous to try doing yourself, but many people do. And no one is the wiser that your head hair and pubic hair color are both as phoney as most of Hollywood’s breasts!

This can be a very high maintenance procedure depending on re-growth, so many women and men, are opting for the Brazilian Bikini wax. (It must look pretty funny when you have roots on your privates LOL) Before you set up an apt for one of these, you may want to watch a video on it. There are many out there for viewing for both sexes! Be forewarned, you may cancel your appointment!

If you have the cash do laser hair removal. It is more permanent and not quite as painful!! No one ever really gets used to the having his or her butt crack waxed! Not even exotic dancers, who are the biggest salon regulars!

Excess hair makes a person perspire more, so if you want to smell sweeter, think about some form of removal. Even on men, it doesn’t always make you smell manly. If you are having sex regularly, it is now considered sexual etiquette to trim the bush. Unless you or your date have a pubic hair fetish! Personally the Sasquatch look doesn’t do it for us!

My girlfriends and I were thinking of having an “After Brazilian Party” or “Bald Beaver Party”! You are only allowed “in” after flashing “your new look” through the mail slot. Each guest must bring before and after photos!

Other maintenance tips for both sexes:

1) Buy a Satin pillowcase. Cotton wrinkles, and causes morning face creases! As you age, these take longer and longer to go away. Going to the office meeting with a 300-thread count label embedded into your cheek, is not fashionable.

2) Same goes for eye shades, be careful how tight and what material they are made of. Having the nickname “raccoon girl” is not a compliment!

3) Weight training!
This is one of the best skin tighteners out there! Ladies, it can give you cleavage even if you are only an A cup, I am proof of how muscle gives the illusion that you actually have some boob! And for those double E women, it can keep the girls up a little higher by not allowing the pectoral muscle & ligaments to become too slack or atrophied!

4) This also applies to men in the chest area. Men sag too!! No guy wants man-boobs. And no girl wants a guy with bigger breasts than her!

5) Loofa everything! Skin looks old when it is dry!

6) Invest in “Crest white strips” or better yet, teeth lazering is less time consuming and pretty amazing! For the $300 it will cost you, it is worth ten times that much. (Hands/feet and teeth are the first age give-away.)

7) 45 minutes of fast paced cardio 5 times per week will help keep you in a good weight zone and if you can work up a sweat, your skin will thank you. It is a natural exfoliater and skin softener.

These tips are cost effective and less invasive than cosmetic surgery. Many people do not want to be bothered with keeping themselves younger looking and grow old naturally. We say fight it all the way!!. You may like the cliché line, “You are as old as you feel”, but we prefer our own saying: “You are as old as you look!”
Xoxo the beavers

We have all seen the overbearing mom that just seems to be at every event and very often heads up the PTA meetings as President. While this may be OK for elementary school kids, what happens when Mommy keeps up the stalker-mom tradition when you are married with your own children?

In the sitcom “Everyone Loves Raymond”, Raymond’s mom is a good example of what this segment is all about. She is a troublemaker and cause rifts between her son and his wife regularly.

Some moms just can’t let go…(I was probably a bit of a stalker-mom when my son played hockey.) Sports can be bring out the mama bear who wants to protect her cubs. Anyone who threatens her baby is fair game!

There is also the June Cleaver from “Leave It To Beaver” type, who is the perfect mother and wife. Her whole life revolves around catering to her family’s needs. It is obsessive but not as obtrusive as those controlling and meddling Mommy’s. Obsessive Mom’s don’t want their kids to grow up and keep them around the house longer by making life simple for them. They let them stay rent free in the renovated private basement suite with the 54in Flat screen TV, till they are 30.

It may sound wonderful that she cares so much, but junior will not be a self-sufficient partner down the road. They have had everything done for them since infancy! It builds character when life doesn’t always run so smoothly. The trials and tribulations of life, give a person substance.

If you are a single mom, don’t make your child pay the price of your loneliness. They are not your best friend. They are not there to entertain you and you are not there to live vicariously through them either. You are two individuals who need to respect mother/child boundaries.

My son invites me to things, which sometimes involve his friends. To be honest, it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. Not with him, but with the others. Are they really going to tell him they don’t want his mom there? He can be protective over me, and who knows what he says to them. I don’t want to be known as a stalker-mom because I am hanging out with his friends.

As a parent you need to be aware of how much is too much of anything!
· Dressing like a Cougar
· Embarrassing photos or messages on Facebook
· Calling or texting them repeatedly
· Where and when to lecture
· Know when to cut off your alcohol (when you are with your kid)
· Do not give them your business card if you have a Beaver talk show
· Don’t tell them your bedroom sex stories
· If you are single, do not hang a pull- tab number system on the front door…NEXT!
· Do not bring a wedding planner to every meeting of your kid’s new girl/guy

xoxo the beavers

This Topic requires a lot more than a 20 minute audio, it could be a HBO series! There is so much content on this subject it is ridiculous! Why would anyone want to be famous today with all the freedom of the press and the technology that goes with it?

Lindsay Lohan, who is just 22 years old, has so much negative media attention at such a young age! The paparazzi never stops with the harassment and it is not a wonder her Rehab stints have taken place. Alcohol and drugs are her escape! Why are there no charges being laid for these invasive paparazzi bastards? Why do celebrities and other profile people get bad publicity and fined for harassing the paparazzi?

Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed died in a paparazzi car chase back in 1997 and even then, no rules were implemented as to the danger that this constant harassment causes! Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton is swarmed by them daily. That has got to be fearful for William after what happened to his mother!

Fellow Canadian Pamela Anderson wants Congress to put some anti-stalkerazzi laws in place because she is fed up with the constant cameras in hers and her son’s personal life. They even show up at the kid’s baseball games! Can you imagine how much pressure a young kid would feel? I am sure you remember the story back in 1996 with Pam’s Ex, Tommy Lee, when he attacked a camera man on Sunset Strip in LA? He was charged $20,000 and had to take anger management classes!

Still no regulations put upon the paparazzi! Why is it so one-sided? There should at least be a law about celebrities’ children. No child should have to endure a frenzy of photographers outside their home/sporting event or playground. Maybe we should organize a Dirty Harry “fight back” group to go harass the paparazzi when they are at home, or out enjoying their personal lives with their kids. Hell, maybe we could hang from a tree and film their sex-life just for good measure.

Non celebrities can file a harassment charge against someone stalking them, so why is this not the case with everyone? Woody Harrelson just recently had a run in with a camera man at La Guardia airport where he was walking with his 12 year old daughter. After Woody ignored him, the camera man got more aggressive and was taunting him. Woody punched the guy and took his camera! Maybe that is the answer, smashing their prized money-making possession; it would be worth the fine to hit them in their sleazy pocketbook

The bottom line here is, everyone is aggravated by these bloodhounds and some of them are causing serious self-esteem issues with young celebrities. They are selling photographs to magazines that are berating and invasive, to anyone who will buy them. Have you ever stopped to think how it would affect you if you were the person they photographed? We all choose our professions but no one should have to deal with constant “in your face” harassment regardless of how much money they make!

A few celebrities have fought back to some degree, Sean Penn, Avril Lavigne (spits on them), Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake (steal camera and have to pay a settlement to two photographers!), Woody Harrelson more than once, Chris Martin (smashes windshield and slashes tires), Hugh Grant (he throws baked beans), Britney Spears (attacks their SUV), Kayne West (smashed a camera) Mathew McConaughey (has Malibu fans fight the paparazzi for him while he surfs)

We realize that there are good paparazzi that are an asset to many celebrities’ careers and are respected due to the understanding of certain boundaries. But to have the narrow minded attitude that Stars get paid too much money and should quit their whining and put up with it, is immature & jealous. It is ABUSE and no one should have to endure it regardless of stature!
xoxox the beavers

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How many of you sleep with your pets? We understand how many people love their animals and enjoy the quiet time together, but allowing your pets under the covers is a bad habit to get into!!

I dated this guy who worked with the Canine Police Squad who’s dog went everywhere with him. The dog wouldn’t let his master out of his sight and that included our sex time! Police Dogs can be pretty aggressive when they witness their Master in a hump fest!

Just when you least expect it, a cold nose is up your butt or your feet are being licked, and it’s not your partner!

One of my girlfriends broke up with her boyfriend because of his big dog taking up her side of the bed. Every time she spent the night, if the dog wasn’t already in the bed, his fur and dirty remnants were there to remind her he had been. She even found one of his bones! Gives a whole new meaning to boner!! LOL

Allowing your pet on top of the duvet, on a bottom corner of the bed, is one thing, but when Lassie is between the sheets with her paw across your ass or face is another!

How much sleep do you really think you are getting with an animal snoring, stretching, purring, scratching and licking their balls, all night beside you?

Believe it or not dogs can be co-dependent and once you let down your guard to let them sleep in “your kingdom”, you have opened a big can of worms. Who hasn’t heard the term “separation anxiety”!!

Part of the reason dogs and other pets feel this anxiety, is because WE are turning them into humans! We dress them in coats and shoes, give them pedicures, jewelery, and feed them the same food we eat for dinner!

The final touch is their own personal pillow to sleep on, between our 400-thread count, Christian Dior, King Size sheets! Hello?? What are we doing?

Are we that lonely in or out of a relationship? Are we substituting?

Pets that misbehave have no respect for your home, and should not be rewarded by interfering in your love life too. If they are allowed to become the household boss, your relationship will take a second seat!

One of my girlfriends had a Cocker Spaniel that was so spoiled I couldn’t stand to be around it. She was on about the 4th date with this guy she really liked when all Hell broke loose.

She put his expensive leather coat on the bed and the dog was so jealous of the new guy, that he tore it to shreds! He slept in that bed every night and was very territorial. She thought it was funny! Needless to say, they didn’t last long after that. He didn’t like the competition. Ya think????

When my son was born and first home from the hospital, my cat was very protective and did everything possible to sleep in his bassinet. It didn’t matter where my son slept; the cats mission was to be beside him or on top of him…Very scary, as he could have been suffocated. I had to lock him in another room at night. Sadly, we had to eventually give him to another family.

Can you imagine how hot it would be during menopause with a 100 lb dog in your bed beside you? I recently looked after my friend’s cat for a week. One of those big fluffy pink things, with the flat face.
It would come in at night jump on my chest and scare the shit out of me. Then once it woke me up would stick its ass in my face and start purring!! Cats are weird!! Plus, fluffy cats always have something stuck on their butt fur! I almost shaved her cat as bald as one of those Sphynx cats!

There was so much cat fur left in my condo, all of my shirts looked like they were Angora sweaters!!

I guess by now you know we are not in favor of animals in our beds. On the bed, once in a while maybe, but between the sheets? We’ve got better ideas! I would rather be shaking pecker hairs off the sheets than animal hair and dandruff! Any anyone sticking their butt in our faces will not be short and hairy.
Xoxo the beavers

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It’s time…
It’s time for change in BC…
No More NDP…
Down with the Liberal Party…
Goodbye Green Party…
Just say NO to those pussies…
And say YES to the Beaver Party!

Did you know the Sex Party want to have instruction in sexual gradualism offered at high schools. It would teach teens a way to explore the erotic responsiveness of their own bodies without contact with another person. Ok, so there’s a total wasted platrform! I think evolution beat them to the punch on this one because we have yet to know of a 14 year old boy who doesn’t know how be creative with a bar of soap in the shower. Welcome to the 21st Century Sex Party! –you FAIL -

The Liberals say the will committ to lowering small business tax rates in the year 2012…wait…isn’t that 4 years from now? Won’t there be another election in 4 years? I think they are just using this teaser as a set up for the next election – Vote for us because we’re finally getting our sorry asses around to lowering the tax rate for small business! Ah, yeah…a day late and a dollar short Mr. Campbell – FAIL -

The NDP

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want to increase the taxes on beer, wine and other spirits…wow, that’s a surfire way to eliminate the entire upper section of BC from your prospective voter’s count, not to mention losing 75% of Surrey as well. Carol, Carol, Carol…one word honey – FAIL-

We all know that the balance of the options on your voter’s ballot this May 15th of the Independent Party, the Marijuana Party

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, The Green Party, the Conservatives, & the Your Political party of BC , are equally as useless as the one’s we’ve already mentioned. This May 15th, your only viable option is to vote for the Beaver Party. We stand for:

· One Blanket tax rate for everyone
· Leagalization of marijuauna…everybody’s smoking it anyway!
· Make alcohol tax free – Lord knows there has to be some benefit to working all day for nothing in return
· Free dental & eye exams for everyone. If you can’t see or chew, there’s nothing left to do but drink beer and smoke marijuana…

Vote strong, vote Proud, Vote Canadian, Vote for The BEAVER Party!

Dr. Phil has nothing on Dr. Phyllis - She is far more outspoken, funnier, way more entertaining, and you won’t here her quoting old expressions from her home town! Look out Dr. Phil…there’s a new Dr. in town!

We had many interesting questions sent to the Beavertalk headquarters in the past few months and so I asked Dr. Phyllis to join us in our studio to help answer these questions. We find many people are only too eager to post their health and sex questions on the internet, but not so quick to talk to their own physicians about in person. What surprised us the most was who we were getting questions from; Octomom, Stevie Wonder & the Dalai Lama to name just a few. It just goes to prove that no matter how famous you are, you are a human being and need help just like the rest of us!

We look forward to having Dr. Phyllis back in our studios very soon so that she may once again inform, entertain and enlighten our audience with her candid answers and conversation. If you’d like to be a part of Dr. Phyllis’ next visit by sending The Beavers your questions about dating, relationships & sex, just drop us at line at Beavertalk@beavertalk.com

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With all the new technology in the market today, it doesn’t surprise us that the age range of 18-34 seems to have it all! Come to think of it, how many kids under 10, don’t walk around with a cell phone today?

There is no excuse not to be able to get a hold of someone, which can be good or bad! The interesting thing now is, the phone calls seem to have been replaced by texting for the most part. This has to be a relief for some parents due to the fear of the cell phone and brain tumor correlation.

Why has texting become so popular? Because it’s fast and easy and usually pretty cheap! It is also less invasive, especially if your phone is on vibrate. I used it a lot on my International layovers to have continual access to family at home at a much cheaper cost than long distance charges. It is also great in restaurants, meetings, movie theatres and appts. where phone conversations are prohibited.

While this is wonderful for all age groups, the biggest form of dating & flirting has now become cell phone texting.

Here are a few of the Dating Pros of text messages:
· No face to face intimidation

· There is less rejection felt, if you are brushed off gently (can’t see you blushing of embarrassment)

· Can lead up to a date by numerous flirtatious one liners and get a feel for reciprocated interest

· The pressure is not on men as much to ask a woman out now. It’s more equal.

· Not having to spend awkward hours on the telephone just to get up the nerve to ask someone out. Most guys hate talking on the phone!

· Texting makes you get to the point fast, so it makes you think first before writing

· Texting is a casual way of getting to know someone whom you just met

Don’t be afraid to try this out if you haven’t already…it could lead to something very interesting! xoxo The Beavers