It is hard enough getting older without having pre-mature grey hair to go with it! We are not just talking about the hair on your head! Just try to find a hair stylist that will dye your pubic hair for you! My last stylist was Gay and when I asked him to match the carpet to the drapes: He loudly declared, “I’m not touching that thing”

It can be a little dangerous to try doing yourself, but many people do. And no one is the wiser that your head hair and pubic hair color are both as phoney as most of Hollywood’s breasts!

This can be a very high maintenance procedure depending on re-growth, so many women and men, are opting for the Brazilian Bikini wax. (It must look pretty funny when you have roots on your privates LOL) Before you set up an apt for one of these, you may want to watch a video on it. There are many out there for viewing for both sexes! Be forewarned, you may cancel your appointment!

If you have the cash do laser hair removal. It is more permanent and not quite as painful!! No one ever really gets used to the having his or her butt crack waxed! Not even exotic dancers, who are the biggest salon regulars!

Excess hair makes a person perspire more, so if you want to smell sweeter, think about some form of removal. Even on men, it doesn’t always make you smell manly. If you are having sex regularly, it is now considered sexual etiquette to trim the bush. Unless you or your date have a pubic hair fetish! Personally the Sasquatch look doesn’t do it for us!

My girlfriends and I were thinking of having an “After Brazilian Party” or “Bald Beaver Party”. You are only allowed “in” after flashing “your new look” through the mail slot. Each guest must bring before and after photos.

Other Maintenance Tips for both sexes:

1) Buy a Satin pillowcase. Cotton wrinkles, and causes morning face creases! As you age, these take longer and longer to go away. Going to the office meeting with a 300-thread count label embedded into your cheek, is not fashionable.

2) Same goes for eye shades, be careful how tight and what material they are made of. Having the nickname “raccoon girl” is not a compliment!

3) Weight Training!
This is one of the best skin tighteners out there! Ladies, it can give you cleavage even if you are only an A cup, I am proof of how muscle gives the illusion that you actually have some boob! And for those double E women, it can keep the girls up a little higher by not allowing the pectoral muscle & ligaments to become too slack or atrophied!

4) This also applies to men in the chest area. Men sag too! No guy wants man-boobs. And no girl wants a guy with bigger breasts than her!

5) Loofa everything! Skin looks old when it is dry!

6) Invest in “Crest white strips” or better yet, teeth lazering is less time consuming and pretty amazing! For the $300 it will cost you, it is worth ten times that much. (Hands/feet and teeth are the first age give-away.)

7) 45 minutes of fast paced Cardio 5 times per week will help keep you in a good weight zone and if you can work up a sweat, your skin will thank you. It is a natural exfoliater and skin softener.

These tips are cost effective and less invasive than cosmetic surgery. Many people do not want to be bothered with keeping themselves younger looking, and grow old naturally. We say fight it all the way!!. You may like the cliché line, “You are as old as you feel”, but we prefer our own saying: “You are as old as you look!”
xoxo the beavers