MILKMEN & POOLBOYS VIDEO:

DOES THE MILKMAN REALLY DELIVERY THE CREAM?
DOES THE POOLBOY REALLY CLEAN THE POOL?

This is a show about all our wonderful delivery and home services and the employees attached. How many of us ever talk to these people who we see on a daily basis? Do you know their names? Whether it is your residence or place of employment, do you take a moment to look up and say a pleasant hello? Or are you totally attracted to them and really LOVE these service employees and say a lot more than HELLO!

I have spoken with many guys in the delivery industry on this subject but not any women. If you know any stories about women approached by their customers, please write in. From our conversations with men, there are a lot of lonely women sitting at home waiting on that so-called delivery!

There are some amazing stories and not too far off from what transpires on desperate housewives with “the painters and gardeners! “One Milkman I was recently talking with, said that some women actually meet him at the door wearing sexy lingerie! Of course they are making excuses and apologizing for not being ready to meet someone so early at their front door. OH they were READY all right.

When holidays come, there are extra special treats from the lady of the house. Suggestive comments, little hugs, Christmas cards that are a little more playful. Some of the women are actually competitive with their neighbors about their service man. It is like they are their own personal property!

I asked one Milkman if he ever REALLY delivered (the cream) to any of these ladies temptations. He said NO because he is happily married, but he knew of some younger guys who occasionally indulged. I guess it is like the Mile High Club; it is a fantasy for some! Why not take advantage of it? Hey, it’s all about job perks isn’t it? I asked my source where they would park the truck during one of these romps. It would be pretty obvious to the neighbors if the milkman stayed longer than a few minutes at a house. It would be OK if she lived in a country home with a very long drive way. He said, that it is basically a quickie so that the truck isn’t sitting too long. I still think it would be noticeable. Every Gladys Kravitz (from Bewitched) would be all over that one.

Pool Boy Service (so to speak) is much easier, especially if you have a closed in garden area. (I have always fantasized about the Pool Boy)! Actually it was the pool I was fantasizing about.) In the movies, Pool Boys are always hot young guys with big packages or is that the Fed-Ex guy? I’m confused…

Not all women like the pool boy. Back in 2006, Britney Spears fired her pool boy for talking too much to her husband Kevin Federline. Jon LaLanne, now an ex-employee, was hanging out a little bit too much and causing Federline to slack off talking to him all the time. Britney was not impressed with Kevin ying around all day. One day LaLanne, said he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work. LaLanne, is the son of exercise guru Jack LaLanne. Jon was in a band, so he and Kevin would talk music. He said, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. “She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLanne told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.

Another home service is a, Traveling Massage Therapist. Could it get any easier than that for a little hanky panky? I once went for a massage in Bangkok and the therapist was blind. The crew all told me about him and how good he was. He wasn’t BLIND! He was maybe a little “sight challenged” but he knew where his hand was every time he said sorry. He was milking it! I wouldn’t have minded so much if he had been 25 and hot but he was about 70.

What about Couriers and the Fed-Ex Guy? Many times they arrive first thing in the morning when people are just getting up and are not yet dressed! Is this done on purpose to catch us in the buff? Can you imagine how many stories go around their office with what they see and hear at a customer’s home or work environment? We were receiving regular packages for one guy at work from FED EX and we were all started to wonder what he was doing on the side. He has a great sense of humor so we wrote “Rotating Rosemary”- Blow Up Doll in big letters on all sides of the box. Dave the Fed-ex guy, and I were killing ourselves laughing!

Can you imagine how many plain paper packages they deliver with special toys for people? (ohhhh the secrets) That would be a good movie title. “FED-EX stories of customer’s closet fantasies.” Some strippers even use The Fed Ex guy as their dress-up act. So there must be some sexy rewards that come with job in real life. Some of the Fed Ex guys are pretty built from carrying heavy packages around all day. Same with Mail Carriers, how often do you see them over weight?

Here is a funny joke I got online about mailmen:

It’s near Christmas & the mailman is delivering packages. A woman opens the door in a sexy negligee and invites him in. Surprised, he follows her to the bedroom where they proceed to have sex. After it’s over, the woman hands him a dollar. The mailman, puzzled, asked why? The woman replied, “well, while I was making my shopping list I asked my husband, honey, what should we give that nice mailman for Christmas?” and he replied, “fuck the mailman, give him a dollar!”

The beavers have always treated everyone with the same respect regardless of status or occupation. We are all just trying to make our way in life. Some of us show our appreciation more than necessary. Whatever the case, be pleasant to these service people, don’t take advantage of them. Especially if you are bored and married. Some of you may have to deal with Blackmail down the road if you are not careful! Watch the temptation, it may not be worth it in the end. If you are [tag-tec]single, go for it and share your details with us!
xoxo the beavers