Angelina Jolie conversations are almost always a guaranteed heated debate between the lovers and haters camps. Susan and I have talked about Angelina Jolie on a few occassions, and we ended up doing a video called “Jennifer Anniston Got Screwed”, which was recieved quite heatedly by the Jolie lovers’ camp. Talk about brutal comments! LOL…we were litterally lambasted by fanatical followers of Jolie on Youtube, and it was actually quite amusing to see just how many people defended her like she was their own child. Our sincere aplogies for having an opinion…NOT!
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So then, out comes the Branjolina tell-all book by Ian Halperin (December 1, 2009). Halperin has written several other books and his #1 seller about Micheal Jackson (prior to Jackson’s untimely death, which Halperin also predicted) was equally as controversial with fans. My first thought was that Halperin would have to go into hiding like Salman Rushdie until the Jolie fanatics calmed down enough to put their steely knives away…in say 30 years?

Here’s the round up on Halperin’s new book, titled Branjolina and released December 1st, 2009:

1. Halperin states he knew that Anniston and Pitt were over long before anyone else did

2. Says that Jon Vought (Jolie’s Father) was an exemplurary father and the rumors otherwise are wrong

3. Halperin says he went out of his way to be fair to Angelina and Brad in this book

4. States that Jolie has a major problem with anger and has sought professional help for years because her violent outbursts. He says it’s so bad that she can literally turn on you in an instant.

5. Talks in detail about Angelina’s ability to be the “Master of Misdirection”, meaning that everything she does is for a destinct purpose to hide the ugly truths about her.

6. Halperin has the balls to say that he knows more about Angelina than Brad Pitt does, and that Brad will be the first in line to get a copy of his book. Modest? Not so much!

7. Haplerin gladly admits that Jolie and Pitt have put themselves in danger on many occassions while working on their humanitarian efforts. It is said that they donated over 6 million dollars to charity in 2009.

8. In a Howard Stern interview, Halperin predicts that the couple will have split in within the next 12-18 months

9. Talks about Jolie’s drug addictions, incest with her brother (she publically kissed him quite passionately at the Oscars) and her stints in psychiatric wards.

10. States he went under cover on many occassions (even to the pshych ward Jolie was admitted to) to get the truth – the real story behind the woman everybody loves to hate

11. Says Jolie is an amazing talent, but not many of her films have made money. The few films that she has done well, have paid off hugely.

At the end of the day, based on Halperin’s research, it appears that Susan and I were quite right on our observations about Jolie and the affair that nobody wants to admit happend between Joile and Pitt while Anniston & Pitt were still married. Are we patting ourselves on the back a bit – well, yes! But the real point of this blog post is to emphasize Howard Stern’s observation on the subject of Jolie, and that is “She went from Lunatic to Princess.” Master of misdirection indeed!